Wizarding Jobs Available

A friend of mine sent me this link while I was torturing, er, teaching (ahem) wizarding potions (chemistry) to my pupils. Unfortunately, even though I am a highly skilled and well-educated wizard, particularly in potions and other subtle forms of magic, I am not qualified (as usual) for any of these advertized positions. However, being the good and kind wizard that I am, I thought one of you out there might enjoy applying for one of these jobs.