Friday, November 11, 2005

Bird Flu Symptoms

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

Thanks to my Seattle Bird pal, Dawn, for forwarding this to me.

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Anonymous psilo said...

What do I do if I just have the last symptom all the time?


4:25 PM  
Blogger John said...

Symptom #6 would be taking road rage to extremes.

5:39 PM  
Anonymous iant said...

lame joke:
a woman goes to the doctors with a fever.
she says "what's the matter with me doc!?"
the doctor says "i'm afraid it's bird flu"
The woman says "is it curable!?"
The doctor replies "no, i'm afraid it's untweatable"

9:16 AM  

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