Another Web-based Toy
for you to scratch your head over ...
Okay, you guys, you gotta check out this wacky site. They rate blogs based on stupidass criteria;
- Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.
Please enlighten me, dear readers, but what is the problem with vowels?
Also, because this little exam is based on the Finnish alphabet and because I happen to be Finnish by ancestry (but my real-life name is Hebrew, go figure), why can't I get extra credit points to be assigned as I see fit? Certainly, I'd like to score higher in the "evil" category because being an evil female scientist would do wonders for increasing traffic to my humble blog!
And speaking of evilness, I am incredibly disappointed that I only earned a "48% evil" rating, especially after reading more about their rankings criteria. I am tempted to publish a fresh entry with a lot of swear words like, you know .. the seven unmentionables .. and words that begin with .. vowels .. but I don't want to demean my blog in that way, just because I can (I have standards to maintain).
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